do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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