I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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