I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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