One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
you win again, gameday.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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I wish there were birth control emojis
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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