U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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