I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
