when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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