you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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