Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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