Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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