i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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