She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So squirting runs in the family.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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