we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
