K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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