For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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