Nicole vs. Life
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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