Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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