She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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