So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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