Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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