I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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