Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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