I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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