CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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