So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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