This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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