I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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