I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
