The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
nutella sex= disaster
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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