What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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