She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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