drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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