Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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