So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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