jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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