That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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