This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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