if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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