Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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