What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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