DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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