yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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