don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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