sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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