woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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