shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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