Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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