Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So many bounce houses so little time
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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