Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
wow bdsm is so cute
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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