OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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