i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Randomize
