I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
No I am not eating basil off your cock
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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