I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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