Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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