Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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