i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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