Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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