OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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