Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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