i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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