I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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