You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo