Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme