I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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